Monday, February 14, 2011

The sea was very rough, it made me feel sick

Of course I always have and always will like New Order, just like every other douchebag. But god damn, Bernard Sumner is one of the WORST lyricists of ALL TIME.
Every time I hear 'Slow Jam' I cringe...

The afternoon was very clear
The sun was beating down on me
I got thirsty for a beer
That I had to go to sea
The sea was very rough
It made me feel sick
But I like that kind of stuff
It beats arithmetic.

"IT BEATS ARITHMETIC!!!?" For fuck's sake.